Adult Stores Gets The Least Adult Calls
(I work in an adult store, but I answer the phone both for us and for the topless club next door. Most people call with questions about the topless club.)
Caller: “What are the qualifications to work there?”
Me: “You have to be 18.”
Caller: “Oh, okay. That’s it?”
Me: “Yep. You’d have to fill out an application and talk to a manager.”
Caller: “Oh, okay. Well, I’m real pretty.”
Me: “Okay.”
Caller: “I mean, I’m a little thick, but some guys like that.”
Me: “Uh-huh.”
Caller: “And I have a few burn scars. See, I grew up in the ghetto. Let me just start from when I was born—”
Me: *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?