Abstinence Is The Best Gay
Medical Office | Working
| April 13, 2013
(I am seeing my doctor for a yearly physical. Since the last time I’ve seen her, I have come out of the closet and started dating another woman.)
Doctor: “Are you dating anyone right now?”
Me: “Yes.”
Doctor: “Are you sexually active?”
Me: “Yes.”
Doctor: “What kind of birth control are you using? The Pill? Condoms?”
Me: “…Lesbianism?”
Doctor: “Oh, well, that works, too.”
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