A Wolf In Sweets Clothing

(I am working at a caramel apple stand at the local fair. A young girl approaches with her male friend.)

Me: “Hi, what can I get you?”

Customer #1: “Can I get a Coke?”

Customer #2: “Oh, no, come on! We agreed to be healthy.”

Customer #1: “It’s just a Coke.”

Customer #2: “Get a water.”

Customer #1: “I know, but I want the Coke.”

Customer #2: “You’ll regret it later. You know you will.”

Customer #1: “Fine. I’ll take a water, please.”

Customer #2: “See? So much healthier! And think of the calories you’re cutting!”

Customer #1: “Yeah, you’re right.”

Me: “Just the water then?”

Customer #2: “No, can we get two M&M caramel apples?”