A Very Testing Student

(I’m a very literal and realistic person. During a test I am somehow disruptive, and am sent to the office.)

Vice Principal: “[My Name], what is the purpose of testing?”

(The correct answer is, “To check my progress.”)

Me: “So you get a pay raise when enough students do well.”

(He became really flustered and ended up stuttering out three “sentences” before giving me detention. I had to write about the importance of state testing. I titled it, “Why the American Public School System Stopped Education for Money”. The Vice told me he’ll get back to me in a week with details of my punishment. I’ve been laughing my a** off for weeks about it.)