A Runaway Train Of Thought, Part 2
(An elderly couple enters the store and starts checking out our collection of animals.)
Me: “Can I help you?”
Man: “Yes, we would like a pet… maybe a cat, or a dog…”
Woman: “…or a rabbit, or a turtle.”
Man: “Yes. One of those…”
Woman: “…or all of them.”
Man: “Oh yeah, that’s possible too…”
Woman: “…and a hamster. Don’t forget the hamster!”
Man: “And a few birds…”
Woman: “…or cake. I’d like cake…”
Man: “…with a cup of coffee. ”
Woman: “Yeah. That’s across the street. I see!”
Man: *to me* “Okay, thank you sir. goodbye!”
Me: *amused and confused* “Enjoy your cake…goodbye!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?