A Olive And Breathe…
I work at a bar that specializes in beer, and we sell some simple food: chips for 1€ and chips with olives for 2€. A completely sober patron comes and asks for two pints and chips.
Me: “Will that be chips or chips with olives?”
Patron: “What’s the difference?”
Me: “Just chips are 1€; it’s 2€ with the olives.”
Patron: “Yeah, but what’s the difference?”
Me: “I don’t know what to tell you, man. One plate has olives; the other one doesn’t.”
Patron: “I don’t understand.”
With an internal facepalm, I give him the two pints and a plate of just chips.
Me: “That will be 4€, please.”
The patron opened his mouth as if to say something but saw I was already doing something else and just dropped the money on the bar and left.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
