A Hostage To Etiquette

Me: “Is there, like, a kidnappers and kidnapped etiquette?”

Friend: “What do you mean?”

Me: “Like, would it be okay to fart when you’re being held hostage and the kidnappers are around? Or would it make things socially awkward if you have a booger on your face but your hands are tied, so they have to do it for you because they happen to be clean-freak kidnappers? DO YOU SAY THANKS?!”