Unfiltered Story #48004

(When I was a kid, my mother would always read literature on how to treat and educate your kids. She had recently read an article in which the author stated that you should teach your children the correct names for their genitals like “vagina” and “penis” instead of calling their genitals child-like names like “ootie patootie” or “willy” and things like that. I am about 3 or 4 years old in the following story. I’ll have to add that our neighbors’ son is my age, otherwise the following story could sound a bit disturbing.)

Neighbors’ son: Hey [name], pull down your pants! *pulls down his own pants and runs around in the garden, naked*

Me: *also pulls down pants*

Neighbors’ son: *looks at my genitalia in a shocked way* where is your willy?

Me: I don’t have a willy, I have a vagina.

Neighbors’ son: But why do I have a willy and you have a vagina?

Me: You don’t have a willy either. You have a penis! *looking proud of own smartness*

Parents: *burst out laughing*