Unfiltered Story #47788
Unfiltered
| May 10, 2016
(My boyfriend and I are talking to my roommate when her mom, who’s also practically a second mom to me as well, comes to pick her up. She’s introducing me to her mom – my roommate’s grandma – whom I’ve never met.)
Roommate’s mom: “Mom, this is [my name], your grandchild that you’ve never met!”
Me: “Hello, nice to meet you-”
Roommate’s mom: “And this is her betrothed, [boyfriend’s name]! They have to get married now because he’s pregnant!”
Me: “And I’m pretty sure it’s mine!”
(All of us practically fall over with laughter, except the partially deaf grandma who was giving us odd looks.)
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What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
