Unfiltered Story #292257

I’m waiting to pick up my food inside a restaurant. Also waiting are a man and his young daughter. After a few minutes, the man comes up to me.

Man: Excuse me, are you my mother?

I’m very confused, because I’ve never seen this man before in my life, and we look to be about the same age. The man then turns back to his daughter.

Man: See, I did it! Ha!

He turns back to me while his daughter is giggling.

Man: We’re playing truth or dare.