Unfiltered Story #282361

(I’m in a three-way video call with some theatre friends, talking about past productions. Friend #1 graduating, so she’s coming clean about a few stories that are legendary in our theatre. Our theatre group always makes a cast video of all the dumb things the actors and directors do and say during rehearsals that is shown after the final performance. In the most recent cast video, I contributed some footage and an . . . unusual photo.)

Me: “While we’re spilling tea . . . you know the [production] cast video?”

Friend #1: “Yeah?”

Me: “Remember that photo where it looked like our [characters] were kissing?”

(The photo in question was taken at an awkward angle and it looked like our two male leads were about to start making out. The video had zoomed in on their faces with romantic music playing over it.)

Friend #2: “Oh yeah, that was the best.”

Me: “I took that picture.”

(Cue uncontrollable laughter from Friend #2.)

Friend #1: “WE’RE NOT WORTHY!”