Unfiltered Story #271893

(My daughter likes to fake cry to get attention, and she is very observant even if she doesn’t seem to be. I’m known in my family to somehow lose my coffee mug every single mug. I usually let this be known by wondering aloud where that damn cup went this time. Apparently my daughter has picked this up. She is five.)
Daughter: *starts fake crying*
Me: What’s wrong babe?
Mom: What’s the matter?
Daughter: I cant’ find it!
Me: Find what?
Daughter: I can’t find my coffee!
Me: You can’t find your WHAT!?
Mom: *laughing*
Me: I never realized she was listening to me when I wondered where that damn mug is!
Daughter: I can’t find my coffee mama!
(I ended up letting her sip a tiny bit from mine. The things this kid comes out with can be adorable.)