Unfiltered Story #270795

(I work in a sea food restaurant with outdoor seating that faces the road. I am checking on a few customers that are seated outside)

Customer: “hi. We’re from out of town and are craving some coffee. Do you know if there is a Starbucks of a Dunkin’ doughnuts anywhere near here?”

(She was facing the road. On the other side of the street right behind me there was a Starbucks and if she had turned her head an inch to the left she could have clearly seen a huge Dunkin’ doughnuts sign)