Unfiltered Story #254311

(My colleague excitingly tells me he got tickets for a jumping castle festival, minimal required age 18, so no kids allowed)
me: I’m jealous. I really would like to go too but I passed it last year and the music is just not worth it. It is your kind of music so enjoy yourself.
colleague: (with sadness in his voice) Oww, I always forget you’re ooold.
(To be fair, I’m much closer to his parents age than to his)
me: (dryly) thank you very much
colleague: nono, it’s a compliment.