Unfiltered Story #246722

My husband asked me to pick-up some car parts for one of our vehicles that he was repairing. He then called me to pick up one more part.

Me to the store clerk: “I also need a (some part)”
Store Clerk: “What size”
Me: “I don’t know” and then “It doesn’t matter”, after getting my husband’s response.
Store Clerk: “I need to know the size or what you need it for”
Me: “He built a homemade smoker”
SC: “Oh, here’s the part you need. He must be an engineer.”
Me: “He’s not but he’s been known to create a lot of interesting things when doing his repairs”
SC: “Either that or a Redneck”