Unfiltered Story #244051

(I’ve just had my first baby, and she’s about 1 week old. My parents are visiting from out of town. It’s approximately 10:00 p.m.)

Baby: *cries*
Me: *changes and feeds her*
Dad: *looks at me disapprovingly, then whispers loudly to my mother* Why is this kid still up? It must be way past her bedtime!
Mum: … are you kidding?
Dad: What?
Mum: She’s an INFANT. She doesn’t HAVE a bedtime!
Dad: … oh.