Unfiltered Story #224591

I work at the back of this amusement park so we get a lot of people losing things. And no, it’s not the amusement park you’re thinking of ;)

A customer comes into my store saying someone stole her purse. I call up security.

Me: Hello my name is [name] and I’m calling from [store]. I have a customer who says her purse got stolen.

Security: who?

Me: It’s [name]

Security: I can’t hear you. What?!

Me: *slowly* [Name]

Security: You’re mumbling.

Me: Listen it doesn’t matter what my name is! Someone stole this Women’s purse!

Security: What?

I hung up and got a coworker coming back from break to take the women directly to security.