Unfiltered Story #221269

(I work cash at a restaurant and one of my duties is to answer the phone. The following is not an uncommon occurrence.)

Me: Good afternoon, you’ve reached [Company Name] in [City]. This is [Name]. How may I help you today.

Customer: Is this [Company]?

Me: Yes sir, how may I help you today?

Customer: Is this the [Company] in [City]?

Me:… Yes sir.

Customer: Can I ask who I’m talking to?

Me: (Screams internally.)