Unfiltered Story #221267

Me: thank you for choosing Dominos pizza. Is this going to be a delivery or carryout?
Customer: ¿si, hablas español?
Me: no I do not. Sorry.
Customer: *speaks a billion miles an hour in Spanish and the only word I catch is español*
Me: I don’t know what you said. And I still don’t speak Spanish (i say this knowing this customer speaks English)
Customer: (very angrily) well how will i order if nobody speaka Spanish?
Me: online or use your English.
Customer: okay well I would like……*and proceeds to order in English*

Some people I swear to high heaven