Unfiltered Story #211615

* Considering some of the words in this submission, you may not be able to use it, but here goes *

( I was working as a telephone operator and got a directory assistance call from a payphone. I could here giggling in the background. )

Me: Thank you for calling <telco name>, a listing for what name please?

Caller: Fart juice

Me: ( Me thinking. Ah yes, another adolescent who thinks he’s funny. )
Could you spell that for me?

Caller: F – A – R

( other young people in the background erupt in laughter. )

Caller: You f****** a******!

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