Unfiltered Story #211613
(I work at a burger place that also serves chicken. We have different types available, and this conversation takes place far too often.)
Me: “Hi, welcome to [store], how can I help you?”
Customer: “Chicken.”
Me: “Okay, what kind of chicken?”
Customer: “Chicken!”
Me: “Yes, what kind of chicken would you like?”
Customer: “CHICKEN!!!”
Me: “Would you like a chicken BURGER, chicken STRIPS, or chicken PIECES?”
Customer: “Burger!”
Me: “Okay, that’ll be [price] at the window.” *screams internally*