Unfiltered Story #178336

(My boyfriend has gone through some rather radical changes in appearance in the last several years – long hair, short hair, fat, thin, buff – to the point that even the picture on his name badge at work barely resembles him now. He’s showing one of the kids at the center the picture on his college ID. Admittedly, he was rather hungover in it)
Client: Jeez man, were you high in that picture!?
Boyfriend: No, I was probably still a little drunk maybe, but I don’t do drugs.
Client: Right – looking at this picture, I’m pretty sure you do more drugs than I do!
Boyfriend: … you do METH!!