Unfiltered Story #174522

Me: “Welcome to (company name) you are speaking with (My name).
Customer: “Hey…oh wait I am getting another call what is your number and I will call you back?”
Me: “Just call back our 0800 number you just called and anyone will be able to help you”
Customer: “Oh sure…what is the 0800 number?”
Me: *Facepalm* and proceeded to give him the number that he had just dialled which will also be saved on the mobile number he used to call.