Unfiltered Story #163233

(I’m a customer, looking around a well-known retail store. It’s 2014, so there’s plenty of Frozen merchandise around the place. As I’m leaving, I couldn’t help but notice one customer checking out. He was 18 or 19, and was purchasing a poster of Elsa and a Frozen-themed box of tissues.)
Cashier: *scanning the items* These are some…peculiar items you’re getting today.
Customer: *now completely nervous* They’re for my niece, I swear!
(Neither I nor the cashier believed him)