Unfiltered Story #160116

(I’m the customer in this story. My mum’s taking me shopping for shoes. I’m 18 and we’re being helped by an attendant, the same age as me.)

Attendant: Wow, you have big feet! You know what they say about big feet!

Mum: I don’t think that’s appropriate.

Attendant: …Big shoes.

(Me and the attendant smile at each other at my mum’s naiveté)