Unfiltered Story #124829

(There is a regular customer at the store I used to work at. He was a nice older gentleman, that I’m pretty sure wasn’t all there. Our conversation usually went as follows.)
Me: Hi! Do you have your shopper’s card with you today?
Him: No, I left it at home with my light saber.
(Almost always, I’d smile and laugh a bit. One day, I decided to change things up a bit.)
Me: Hi! Do you have your light saber with you today?
Him: No, George Lucas took it away from me.
(He was definitely one of my favorite customers.)