Unfiltered Story #118230

I’m stocking lunch meat in the meat department. A customer comes over

Customer: Can you help me find natural cheese?

Me: I’m not familiar with the dairy department. I don’t know any more than you do. I suggest looking at the ingredients.

Customer: Can’t you help me?

Me: (believing she left her reading glasses at home) I could read the ingredients to you.

Customer leaves to go back to dairy