Unfiltered Story #116518

I work at a national retail outlet that sells international goods as well as beer & wine.

Customer: “Do you have [wine marketed as low calorie]?”

Me: “Let me go check our back-stock.” I proceed to look up the wine and find out it only has about 10 calories less, per glass, than the average wine.

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we don’t have [brand marketed as low calorie] but we have this brand which is only 10-15 calories more per glass.”

Customer: “I’ll take two!”