1-800-DUHHHHH
Me: “Operator.”
Customer: “I need to call long distance to New York.”
Me: “Okay, ma’am, you need to hang up and dial ’00’ for the long-distance operator.”
Customer: “I don’t have a ’00’ button on my phone. I only have a ‘0’!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?