Yellow Asparagus Will Make You Quite Green
Me: “Okay, what kind of veggies would you like on your sandwich?”
Customer: “I’ll take lettuce, spinach, olives, and asparagus.”
Me: “Uh, we don’t have asparagus.”
(Her tone suddenly becomes very snide and she points at a bin of vegetables.)
Customer: “Well, what do you call that then?”
Me: “…banana peppers.”
Customer: “So that’s not yellow asparagus?”
Me: “I’m pretty sure if we sold yellow asparagus we’d be shut down. Asparagus is green.”
Customer: *embarrassed* “Well, I’m sure a lot of people make that mistake.”
Me: “Nope.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?