Hurt By His Own Hand

| Hervey Bay, QLD, Australia | Right | October 4, 2014

(We have been closed for about 15 minutes. Our store manager always stands at the door to let workers out to make sure they are safe.)

Drunk Guy: “Hey, are you guys closed?”

Manager: “Yes, sir, for about 15 minutes.”

Drunk Guy: “But I need my smokes, mate.”

Manager: “Sorry, sir, we have locked up the smoke shop.”

(The drunk guy starts getting really hostile towards my manager.)

Drunk Guy: “I need my f****** smokes.”

Manager: “Sorry, sir, but we are closed.”

Drunk Guy: “Well f*** you.”

(He walked out and hit the glass with his palm and it left a massive crack. He ran off, jumped in his car, and sped away.  Luckily, one of the other customers got his number plate. What he did not realise is that he left his hand print on the glass. The police came and it turned out he had a criminal record for being drunk and disorderly. Payback is sweet.)

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