Working In An Animal House
(For security reasons, in my job you cannot walk behind the counter without someone opening a door. As a joke, I sometimes scrabble at the door and meow until someone lets me in. My supervisor gets a kick out of this, so I always have to meow to be let in.)
Me: “Meow.”
Coworker: “Why are you meowing?”
Me: “Oh, [Supervisor] makes me meow before she lets me in.”
Coworker: “Oh. Woof.”
Me: “Meow.”
Coworker: “Woof.”
Me: “Meow.”
Coworker: “WOOF.”
Me: *giving in* “Woof.”
Coworker: “You sicken me!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
