Won’t Make It To Final Curtain
(My family and I are watching a murder mystery movie starring Hercule Poirot, a Belgian detective with a distinctive mustache. His name has been said countless times during the movie and we have said his name as well. We are halfway through the movie when my younger brother speaks.)
Brother: “So, is that guy Sherlock?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?