Godfather Versus The Holy Father

(My brother is six years old.)

Mom: “Okay, today we’re going to visit [Name].”

Brother: “Who is that, mommy?”

Mom: “Your godfather.”

Brother: *looks awed*

(We visit, then leave to go back home. On the way back…)

Brother: “I’m so glad that he’s my godfather, mommy!”

Me: “Do you know what a godfather does?”

Brother: “Yeah, of course!”

Me: “What?”

Brother: “He is… like God, so he can do anything! All powerful! Duh!”