Driving In The Car-Fool Lane

(I had hip surgery when I was 19. I couldn’t drive the ‘kid’s car’ for three months, so my sister was the sole driver. When I start driving again the car won’t go over 10 mph, and is bucking and jolting. My dad and I open up the hood and find that the spark plugs have been worn down and there is no oil in the engine. She also put two dollars worth of diesel gas into it because, at that time, it was cheaper.)

Me: “[Sister], didn’t you notice anything was wrong with the car?”

Sister: “I thought if it died, Dad would buy us a new one.”