Too H2-Slow To Realise, Part 2

(I attend a school in Boston, and my friend attends a school in California. Recently they got a little rain, while out in Boston, we got snow.)

Friend: “I hate the rain, it makes puddles and everything’s so slippery.”

Me: “Yeah, well, think about if you had that for the whole of winter. It’s terrible.”

Friend: “You guys don’t have rain; you have snow!”

Me: “Um… [Friend]?”

Friend: “Ya?”

Me: “What is snow?”

Friend: “…Pretend I’m smart, okay?”