When A ‘D’ Can Score An ‘A’

(My boyfriend has just started college at the age of 24. I’ve been helping him with his math homework, since he has a lot of trouble understanding.)

Boyfriend: “I love that you help me with this; it means a lot.”

Me: “Of course hun! I’m like your own personal teacher, except I get to have sex with you afterwards.”

Boyfriend: “Well I’m sure plenty do that anyway.”

Me: “True… well then at least I don’t give you a D, you give me one.”

Boyfriend: “D*** it! Homework is hard enough without your lovely distractions.”

Me: *kisses him* “Come on, two more problems to go then I can distract you more.”