Well That Solves Which Came First

(My boyfriend and I are long distance and have never met in person. He’s telling me a really weird thought that popped into his head when he was showering the previous day.)

Me: “So, tell me the thought.”

Boyfriend: “I wish you were a chicken that was pregnant with me, because then I’d definitely get laid.”

Me: “…that’s wrong on so many levels.”

Boyfriend: “I was thinking of a joke and that came…”