Was Stopped And Dropped As A Child

(I’m in the kitchen making lunch for my family and my brother is sitting at the table watching me.)

Me: “Hey, [Brother]?”

Brother: “Yeah?”

Me: “You know, considering how much emphasis was put on ‘Stop Drop and Roll’ when we were kids, I thought I would be on fire a lot more as an adult. Or at least be IN something that was on fire.”

Brother: “[My Name]… step away from the gas stove.”