Grandpa Isn’t Afraid To Talk Turkey
(I’m male. My grandfather is meeting my female best friend for the first time.)
Grampa: “Is this your girlfriend? I approve. So, when can I expect some great-grandkids?”
Me: “Sorry, Grampa. [Friend]’s just a friend, and she’s gay.”
Grampa: “Well, that’s no excuse, not with modern technology. Knock her up with a turkey baster for all I care! As long as I get some great-grandkids before I die.”
(I was mortified, but my friend howled with laughter. The two of them hit it off immediately. She later told me that if she ever decided she wanted a “turkey baster donation,” I would be the first in line.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?