Up In The Air Over You

(My husband I work opposite shifts with different days off, and with two small children, so sometimes, like this week, we don’t see each other for quite a few days. I am often asleep when he gets home, and I leave before he wakes up.)

Husband: *on the phone* “Will you be awake when I get home?”

Me: “I should be. I’ll try!”

Husband: “Well, if you go to bed, at least leave your a** up in the air for me.”

Me: “Glad to know you miss me!”