Dumping Out The Drawer

(My boyfriend is getting ready to drive me home from his apartment. I decide to go through “my drawer” there and take clothes home to wash them, so I put them all in a bag. We are both very sarcastic and dry when we joke with each other.)

Me: “Hey, I just cleaned out most of my drawer, so this would be a good time to dump me if you were thinking about it.”

Boyfriend: “Cool, thanks!”