Unconscious And Unconscionable

(My brother is being very naughty. He’s been throwing tantrums, and has not eaten his breakfast. He finally calms down, and asks for a sugary snack instead.)

Brother: “Can I please have [snack]?”

Me: “Sorry, you haven’t been a good boy.”

Brother: “I was good for an hour!”

Me: “You weren’t good for an hour.”

Brother: “I was good for an hour while I was sleeping!”