Turning A Clean Drink Dirty

Customer: *looking over our menu* “Do you have any smutties?”

Me: “I’m… I’m sorry, could you repeat that please? I didn’t quite catch that.”

Customer: “Do you have smutties?”

Me: “Do we have… smutties?”

Customer: “Yeah! Smutties!”

Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that. What is it exactly?”

Customer: “Oh, really?! It’s a drink. With fruit and yoghurt and stuff.”

Me: “Oh — OH! SMOOTHIES! No, I’m sorry, we don’t have any smoothies…”