True Love In High Spirits

| Romantic | April 22, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are at a bar.)

Me: “I don’t like drinking vodka because it makes me feel like I belong in a New York club. I’m more of a whiskey or bourbon kind of girl.”

Boyfriend: “Hmm. I see your point. However, vodka is Russia’s beverage, and Russia is communist. Communism is about the common man, so vodka is the drink of the common man!”

Me: “I see your point. But in the US, vodka is marketed as being for hot guys in suits who give their cabs to pretty girls in the rain.”

Boyfriend: “That’s true. I think it’s the dichotomy of it that appeals to me.”

Me: “Interesting…”

Boyfriend: “I love us.”

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