Totally Not Ovary It

(My husband and I are thinking about trying to get pregnant. I love children and get warm fuzzies whenever I see kids. We are at my friend’s wedding and I see a toddler.)

Me: “Baby, look at this adorable little girl in her fancy dress. She is sooooo cute.”

Husband: “I can hear you ovulating.”

Me: “What?”

Husband: “Audibly.”