To The Breast Of His Knowledge
College & University | Romantic
| September 18, 2015
(I’m hanging out with a group of friends and my boyfriend when I overhear him talking to his male friends.)
Friend: “I mean, how heavy can breasts be anyways?”
Boyfriend: “Well, it depends on the girl’s diet.”
Friend: “…What?”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, the fattier foods they eat the bigger their breasts are!”
(I started laughing along with everyone else in the room. My poor boyfriend was red in the face and I had to give him the talk that night about what really causes breast size. We’re both 20 years old!)
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