Doesn’t Make A Lick Of Sense
(My boyfriend and I are talking on Skype.)
Me: “UGH!”
Boyfriend: “Did your hand fall asleep?”
Me: “Yes! Argh!” *indiscriminate anger noises*
Boyfriend: “Try licking it.”
Me: *lick* “Whath doeth that doth?”
Boyfriend: “Nothing. Just wanted to see if you’d actually do it.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
