To Be Fair It Would Be A Pretty Bad Pet

(It is the New Year’s party at my friend’s house and we are all spending the night. We decided to play this game where you have seven seconds to complete a task.)

Me: “You have seven seconds to name five animals that would be bad pets… GO.”

Friend: “Okay… a Chihuahua… a… a… pumpkin!”

All Of Our Friends: “A PUMPKIN?!” *bursts out into laughter*

(We still haven’t let her live down this moment.)