Once, Twice, Twelve Times A Lady

(A group of friends and I are walking through the city at night. Everyone is 16-17. Note we’re all girls.)

Drunk Guy: *to his friend* “Dude! They’re f*****g twelve! Isn’t it past their bedtime?”

Friend: *to the drunk guy* “Would a twelve-year-old tell you to f*** off? No? Well, f*** off!”